Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
I have quite a decent constitution in spite of all my abuse of it and my advanced years. I'm still quite robust.
Do your bit to save humanity from lapsing back into barbarity by reading all the novels you can.
I am not from a musical family.
It's funny. When I saw the script in my inbox and it said 'Sparkle,' I thought, 'For real? It's really called 'Sparkle?'' I was wondering, too, how does 'Jordin Sparks as Sparkle' sound?
If a woman had short hair a hundred years ago, people thought she was being unfaithful to her husband.
I don't think of myself as busy because I don't even have to get dressed most days.
The Premier League is amazing. It's everything you dream of as a kid.
A lawyer and a cartwheel must be well greased.
I'm thinking about it, there are days when I feel like I must do it.
Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
Guidespark has certainly changed the game and delivers a proven solution for more effective employee communications.
What we, as black people, need to do is we need to worry about our education.
I loved Diahann Caroll growing up. I love a sophisticated, classy woman.
I wish I were a character actor. Of course, if I played hockey without a mask, I could become one.
Zoologists have a love of animals and those who work in the field are usually physically fit.
Zoologists can also be involved in conservation, protecting endangered animals and their habitats.
Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.
Zooey Deschanel loves music, loves musical theater, loves the show of it.
Zoo animals are ambassadors for their cousins in the wild.
Zoo An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Zombies, what are you going to do with them? Just keep chopping them up, shooting at them, shooting at them.
Zombies, mummies - they're disgusting and gross. You don't want to make out with a mummy. At least, I don't.
Zombies to me don't represent anything in particular. They are a global disaster that people don't know how to deal with.
Zombies sort of typify this ambiguity, that they're not dead and not alive.
Zombies have always had a lot of built-in social commentary.
Zombies cannot run.
Zombies are my ticket to ride! It's how I get a deal! I don't care what they are. I don't care where they came from.
Zombies are kind of a perennial.
Zombies are eternal. They're like dinosaurs.
