A bad penny always turns up.
A barking dog never bites.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A change is as good as a rest.
A dog is a man's best friend.
A fish always rots from the head down.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A golden key can open any door.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good man is hard to find.
A person is known by the company he keeps.
A house is not a home.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A leopard cannot change its spots.
I have never directed. But I think I could. I have thought about it. I'm a bit long in the tooth to start.
I don't think anybody that coaches ever fully quits.
Sharks are immune to cancer!
When President George W. Bush cut taxes, he cut them for everyone.
They place great stress on the clarity of our language for expressing nuances and showing subtleties.
Frankly, you know, I think they're just in a snit because they lost the election, and they just hate donald trump.
I don't find writing easy. That is because I do take great care; I rewrite a lot.
Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it.
All things are not good for all.
Truth stands when everything else falls.
Nature never did betray the heart that loved her.
I want to evolve with my performances. Consistency is really important. Having said that, I generally don't try too hard.
I just liked making funny videos, content that people would enjoy. The likes and retweets - that was, like, a plus.
I think I proved what I always believed. That I'm pretty good.
Great humorists are great insulters.
