We just put General Motors in the hands of people who can't even run our own government.

Motherhood has completely changed me. It's just about like the most completely humbling experience that I've ever had. I think that it puts you in your place because it really forces you to address the issues that you claim to believe in and if you can't stand up to those principles when you're raising a child, forget it.

Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You would never see a bad show.

I'm the kind of competitor where if I'm able to play, I've got to play.