Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old.
I have absolutely no ambition. My goal has already been exceeded.
No union exists between church and state, and perfect freedom of opinion is guaranteed to all sects and creeds.
My mother married three times. My dad is... I don't really have one. I mean, he does exist, but I have zero relationship with him.
In 2013, Dutch airline giant KLM even decided to get in on the fun, changing the font on their website to Comic Sans and offering people named C. Sans the chance to win free plane tickets!
When I started out, I wanted to paint the Sistine Chapel. But I didn't have the content.
Our work has been showing that black holes are very capable of causing havoc over very large distances.
Ichthyophobia is the fear of fish.
You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.
It's only in modern times that we have come to glorify vampirism.
There are gays and lesbians in every country, so there should be no discrimination against them just because of their destiny.
Don't buy a pig in a poke.
As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
I've run several of my own small businesses in my life.
When you have risk aversion in Japan, the normal day-to-day outflows that happen in a normal market environment slow down.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
He that is warm thinks all so.
Silence was never written down.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
