A bad penny always turns up.
A barking dog never bites.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A change is as good as a rest.
A dog is a man's best friend.
A fish always rots from the head down.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A golden key can open any door.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good man is hard to find.
A person is known by the company he keeps.
A house is not a home.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A leopard cannot change its spots.
There are three methods to gaining wisdom. The first is reflection, which is the highest. The second is limitation, which is the easiest. The third is experience, which is the bitterest.
If a comic is himself, there'll be things he can't do - because he has to adhere to that persona.
I like that band Get Hustle. They're cool live. I haven't heard their records, though.
I built a lot of hot rods and stuff.
The 30% of the under-3s who can lie have higher executive function abilities.
When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... It takes people off my mind.
I'm rather uncomfortable with celebrity, to be honest.
'Rob Roy' was a great adaptation. It was a lot better than 'Braveheart.'
I think we're going to have plenty of time to get done what we need to be done if everyone cooperates.
I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things.
My father was a humanitarian, but he didn't side one way or another with any certain right's groups. He just believed in people.
An italian punk band once ate spaghetti on stage instead of playing any songs.
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.
I registered in february. Ever since february, i've been excited to vote.
We have a narrow path, these are the bills that are always the toughest to pass.
