A bad penny always turns up.
A barking dog never bites.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A change is as good as a rest.
A dog is a man's best friend.
A fish always rots from the head down.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A golden key can open any door.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good man is hard to find.
A person is known by the company he keeps.
A house is not a home.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A leopard cannot change its spots.
If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.
If I hadn't had the outlet of writing and drawing comics, I guess there's a good chance I wouldn't be around today.
It's funny, if you've ever met my grandfather, he's probably one of the most even-keeled men you'll ever meet.
Most people don't understand that being in the public eye is emotionally exhausting. It takes a lot out of you.
I have a terrible superstition of writing things down.
I'm sorry I didn't go to jail for six months, then I know you could come to see me anytime you wanted to.
Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love.
It's been federal law for over two centuries that the child of an American born abroad is a citizen - a natural born citizen.
There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.
Tyrants are seldom free; the cares and the instruments of their tyranny enslave them.
My brother and I had a real love-hate relationship with my success. There was some bitterness there that I didn't understand until recently, but I told him that if I ever did a record I wanted him to play on it.
Nowadays you must go to heaven to meet an angel.
I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.
Misery of the scholar, misery of the world.
Whenever I see pointless use of special effects, I reach for something else.
