I play to see what I can accomplish. I don't play for fun. I play to see how good I can be.
All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince.
I'm just trying to go out each week and get better. I just have to be patient, and it's going to happen.
I am a big fan of the five-bowler strategy.
Most of the worst things said about me, I've said myself.
I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.
I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.
The President has a quick and able mind, though not everybody gives him that, not by a long shot.
The only way to change is to vote. People are responsible.
I'm a much more chill person now that I know who I am and know my own voice, so I don't really get nervous with live TV at all.
The key is to be like a duck, smooth and unruffled on the surface but paddling furiously underneath!
The thing that all sports have in common is that they have no fantasy elements, which is a little weird.
The most contemporary film I can think of is your standard romantic comedy, but the minute you make them, they already look so aged.
Am I athletic? In my dreams.
I don't think you choose whether or not you're gay.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
A man is known by his friends.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A picture paints a thousand words.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
A poor workman always blames his tools.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
A swarm in may is worth a load of hay; a swarm in june is worth a silver spoon; but a swarm in july is not worth a fly.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.