The vulture embraced the chicken until its last breath.
The sun is the most important thing in everybody's life, whether you're a plant, an animal or a fish, and we take it for granted.
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
I just like it because the lyrics are clean, so I can listen to it in front of my kids and not worry about it.
I am sure that I have been much more useful to society as a medical physicist.
Most executives, many scientists, and almost all business school graduates believe that if you analyze data, this will give you new ideas. Unfortunately, this belief is totally wrong. The mind can only see what it is prepared to see.
My acting gives me my self-worth.
I love black truffles. I love white truffles.
Oh, bird of my soul, fly away now, for I possess a hundred fortified towers.
My heart is happy, my mind is free. I had a father who talked with me.
The future of the world, dependent as it is upon atomic energy, requires more understanding and knowledge about the atom.
Ronald Reagan would never go into the Oval Office without his jacket on - that's how much he revered the presidency.
We need to do a lot better, we need to prepare in advance, not respond.
As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.
Show mercy unto those on earth, God in heaven shall be merciful to you.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
