Most of these bills didn't even make it to a committee vote, they're such a bad idea, they didn't actually go anywhere.
I'm thrilled when I get nominated. I don't count how many and I don't remember how many I've had. I just know it's a lot.
I never considered politics as an option, not ever.
It's a lot harder to rack up a big bill on clothes and shoes than on boats and cars.
I was always an exhibitionist. I liked it when everyone laughed. But I didn't do plays in high school. I was too nervous.
Maybe I'm actually an optimist.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Nothing is so intolerable to man as being fully at rest, without a passion, without business, without entertainment, without care.
Doing 3D on 'Hugo' was a big learning curve for me, but fun!
The disgrace of others often keeps tender minds from vice.
I love 'Richard III,' but in terms of a general play, 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' has always been a big one for me. It's just so sexy.
At school I used to avoid dance lessons. They were the worst.
I think Chicago is the best city in the country, hands down, but I don't like the winter there anymore.
Being an outsider helps breed comedy.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.