I would love to play Indira Gandhi.
The Premier League has forced me to develop different skills.
You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
Sadly, we can't eliminate bigotry. But that doesn't mean we have to tolerate it, much less give it a platform on which to thrive.
If Lukaku is not as good as others with his first touch, then give him a ball that he can handle.
Mother, I must have a husband, or I shall set fire to the house.
The remarkable thing about the human mind is its range of limitations.
It's easier to collaborate with instrumentalists than singers; they know exactly the sound that I need.
Andy, please don't, donald trump will kill both of us.
Money and other tangibles will come and go; they shouldn't be the foundation of your marriage.
Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?
X-rays revealed that some people were born without a corpus callosum, and they seemed just fine.
I can only speak for myself - I don't care how I look.
Of course I want to be president, I want to win, but I also want to be sincere.
All training is negotiation, whether you're training dogs or spouses.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
He that is warm thinks all so.
Silence was never written down.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
