I'm usually a patient guy anyway.
Originally residents said an aircraft had fallen, and later, because of the balloon's shape, they said it was a parachute.
It'd be really neat if I wasn't a Darwin Award winner.
We want to know as a state which candidate is most likely to get elected.
A director should concentrate on his storyline and his characters.
No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.
I'm delighted that the future is unsure. That's the way it should be.
I think most people who get into their 50s reassess what made sense and what didn't make sense.
My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.
All I wanted was to be involved in politics and government.
I'm a multifaceted entertainer.
Facts are facts.
Nothing is poetical if plain daylight is not poetical; and no monster should amaze us if the normal man does not amaze.
The proximity of a desirable thing tempts one to overindulgence. On that path lies danger.
Our ideals are our better selves.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
Silence was never written down.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
