"Age before beauty," said the devil as he threw his grandmother off' the stairs.
"Ahu" are stone platforms on which many moai sit. There are 313 known ahu and 125 of these carry moai. The biggest, Ahu Tongariki is 220 m (720 ft), and had the most (15) and tallest moai.
"All freight lightens," said the skipper, when he threw his wife overboard.
"All science is either physics or stamp collecting."
"Almost a hit," said the boy as he threw the stone at his dog and hit his stepmother's leg.
"Almost" and "About" prevent lying.
"Almost" never killed a fly.
"An egg is an egg," said the beadle, but he took the goose-egg.
"Android" is gender specific.
"Ascension Thursday" is 40 days after Easter and is when Christ was said to have ascended to heaven.
"Away with you, be a peddlar, a knave," says the hangman to his man.
"Bad company," said the thief, as he went to the gallows between the hangman and a monk.
"But" is a fence over which few leap.
"Come and I'll tell you something," tickles the ear.
"Come see me" and "Come live with me" are two different things.
I hate junk food. It depresses me.
I've actually always wanted to make something like an acoustic record.
It's the truth and people need to hear the truth.
Nothing is so intolerable to man as being fully at rest, without a passion, without business, without entertainment, without care.
Playing piano and singing whatever comes naturally is the best thing for me - the only thing that feels genuine.
Crime has won. We have lost, our efforts for three years have failed.
It's very expensive to be a professional tennis player with all the travel and the flights and the hotels and everything.
You have to risk failure to succeed. The important thing is not to make one single mistake that will jeopardize the future.
Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed.
A penguin is an unofficial symbol of the United States Libertarian Party.
You get clarity as you get sober, and you get clarity as you get older.
When flatters meet, the devil goes to dinner.
We can unequivocally say it was a terrorist act.
Don't get me wrong, I love literary fiction. It's faux literary fiction I can't stand.
Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.