For me, art is like a big support group, where you go and meet people who think the same way, and you go, 'Okay, I'm not nuts.'
I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you.
The guy is so arrogant, I bet he talks about himself in the third person.
It is time for the general fund to pay the Social Security fund back.
We demand that people don't deny the Holocaust, and we can't ignore the tragedy of another nation.
I was researching my family tree, and I was deeply hoping I was going to turn out to be Eastern European, but I'm not.
There are men who walk through the woods and see no trees.
Actually punching is a mistake; a heavy hitter will cut you with one shot.
Flee an enemy who knows your weakness.
"Force me, and I shall commit no sin," said the girl.
There's no reason to go back in the ring and prove anything.
To live in peace one must be blind, deaf, and mute.
We expect this issue will be resolved in six months. We have not lost any contracts or clients.
The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is.
Rock Hudson was not an educated man, but that very beautiful body of his was putty in my hands.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
