Your mother can see the greatness in you, why can't you?

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

I think there's something quite interesting about the almost tragic quality of a lot of overwrought prose, because it has a much more self-conscious awareness of its own failure to touch the real.

I would not say that George Bush doesn't care about people at all. I think that his loyalties are to the upper class.