I liked being in the spotlight.

There's also an official way to drink it! Mark McGovern, the former brand manager of the Guinness storehouse, says you have to hold your elbow up to be perpendicular to the floor, and drink right through the head which is the most hoppy and bitter part of the beer, until you taste the sweeter body.

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.