I believe being president of a private institution is a remarkable experience, but at Ohio State, it's a calling.

With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.

I would have been a geologist.

As well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

Let me recommend the best medicine in the world: a long journey, at a mild season, through a pleasant country, in easy stages.

I write all the time, whether I feel like it or not. I never get inspired unless I'm already writing.

Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food.