I went to clinic not knowing what I would find.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
I've learned to live in the moment because yesterday is history and tomorrow is a million miles away.
The moon looks upon many night flowers; the night flowers see but one moon.
We got some devastating reviews on Animal House at the start.
Every movie gets exactly what it deserves.
The only thing that mattered was what you were to do in life, and it wasn't about money. It was about teaching, or learning.
I'm unfortunately very verbose too often.
Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.
The liberal intelligentsia has allowed its party to become a captive of corporate interests.
When you have got a new manager you have got to impress and get used to what he wants really quickly.
A solitary child growing up in Africa, you're really quite dependent on books.
Sports were a way for me to get comfortable with my body. I learned to appreciate everything I could still do.
'Married with Children,' we were good until the fifth or sixth season, and then we limped into the 11th season.
There isn't a dude outside my dad who had greater influence on my life.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
He that is warm thinks all so.
Silence was never written down.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
