Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.
My obsession with James Franco borders on the unhealthy.
Let the people who love your work know that you appreciate them, because that's how you build your fans.
I'm very generous.
I feel like my consignment and fear from people pushed me to become a performer.
My education and background thoroughly inform my writing.
I always choose music based on whatever the scene calls for, or whatever my mood is supposed to be.
Marist is a special place.
I've done a few marathons. I've done a 50-mile one and even a 100-mile one.
I don't write about adolescence. I write about war. For adolescents.
A lot of times, I think broadcast commentators can get bogged down with stats and personal agendas.
And I'm the biggest country fan there is, but I'm always a little cautious of a slower song or just a song with subject matter.
I've always had visions of being a starting quarterback. That's why I come to work every day.
I really do have a self-censorship problem, which isn't the way you should be if you're a cartoonist.
Bigness is better.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
