I was brought up knowing that you have to make a living.
Your brain is at its peak when you're in your late 40's. If you haven't reached that point yet, don't worry because you've got time to get even smarter.
The sweetest of all sounds is praise.
I'm a physical comedian first - and I'm a woman before that.
I was never a Democrat. I went from Republican to Maoist and then back again.
Happiness, it's a small thing - just a very little thing.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one i've never tried.
My grandmother was a promoter. My father was a promoter.
Women's sport helps break down a lot of barriers for women in other areas, whether in religion or politics.
When you are a writer, the assist-to-turnover ratio... There are a lot more turnovers than assists.
Is (the deal) perfect? Of course not. No agreement like this ever is, but is it a strong agreement? Yes, it is.
Truth implies meaning.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
I like David Lynch; I like Stanley Kubrick. I'm a big fan of Kubrick.
Men don't know how to act like men sometimes. Take the trash out. Open up the door. Rub my feet. I mean, it's a two-way street!
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence was never written down.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
