If you bake all the time, just leave your butter on the counter so it's always ready.

But if the choice is a cool president and 8 or 10 percent unemployment in a declining economy and a country that seems to be going in the wrong direction and structural unemployment for young people at 50 percent, I'd rather have a dorky president who fixed those problems.

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.

The longer a man's fame is likely to last, the longer it will be in coming.