I'd like to tell you some jokes now, but you'd only laugh.
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
I support immigration, provided the people come through legally, and that is based upon merit.
I quite like to, y'know, chill and catch a vibe where you can actually talk, as opposed to standing on the floor in the club.
I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
For better or worse, when you're running for mayor, there's a little bit of a spotlight on you.
I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer.
As everyone else, I was a fan of Pink Floyd in the sixties.
That's the poisoned chalice when you're shy, people assume you're arrogant.
I've had a very fortunate, very privileged life. I say it with all humility because it could change tomorrow.
In the United States, we spend millions of dollars on sports because it promotes teamwork, discipline, and the experience of learning to make great progress in small increments. Learning to play music does all this and more.
I am happy to have now as Danny finally a more difficult role, in which I can shoot and fight.
It's always intimidating to meet an icon.
Hollywood is a cross between a health farm, a recreation center and an insane asylum. It's a company town, and I happen to like the company!
All serious conversations gravitate towards philosophy.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
