I am neither a child, a young man, nor an ancient; nor am I of any caste.

The 3310 really did break the mold in a range of ways, when it came to messaging the Nokia outdid all its rivals by having a messaging character limit of an unbelievable 459, that's 3 times the normal limit for that era. The standard today is 160 characters.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.