Happiness is the target one only has to aim at in order to miss.
If in the darkness of ignorance, you don't recognize a person's true nature, look to see whom he has chosen for his leader.
An urban novelist never minds a little decay.
If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they've had a bad day.
Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision.
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that the 761st was Patton's best tank unit and nobody knew about it.
One thing I disliked about being a lawyer was billing for my time.
Spring 2010 is the second season that I'm showing the double-breasted suit. I think the right double-breasted suit is young again.
God laughs at man's proposal.
The st. Louis post-dispatch was not the st. Louis post-dispatch.
The population has dwindled to almost nothing. Options were only holding on.
We have never said that we want to challenge the institution of Parliament.
I don't want to sit here and disparage Paul Ryan the man, because he's a good guy. He's a moral person. He's a decent person.
Even when I watch it, I laugh, because I think, 'That's me! I'm on 'Seinfeld.''
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
A man is known by his friends.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A picture paints a thousand words.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
A poor workman always blames his tools.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
A swarm in may is worth a load of hay; a swarm in june is worth a silver spoon; but a swarm in july is not worth a fly.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.