"Age before beauty," said the devil as he threw his grandmother off' the stairs.
"Ahu" are stone platforms on which many moai sit. There are 313 known ahu and 125 of these carry moai. The biggest, Ahu Tongariki is 220 m (720 ft), and had the most (15) and tallest moai.
"All freight lightens," said the skipper, when he threw his wife overboard.
"All science is either physics or stamp collecting."
"Almost a hit," said the boy as he threw the stone at his dog and hit his stepmother's leg.
"Almost" and "About" prevent lying.
"Almost" never killed a fly.
"An egg is an egg," said the beadle, but he took the goose-egg.
"Android" is gender specific.
"Ascension Thursday" is 40 days after Easter and is when Christ was said to have ascended to heaven.
"Away with you, be a peddlar, a knave," says the hangman to his man.
"Bad company," said the thief, as he went to the gallows between the hangman and a monk.
"But" is a fence over which few leap.
"Come and I'll tell you something," tickles the ear.
"Come see me" and "Come live with me" are two different things.
Many seek good nights and waste good days.
There are well over 1 billion cattle in the world.
Is but the threshold of eternity.
I've always said that when I retire, I'll decide in the training room and not after a fight.
My point of reference is life, in everything that I do.
It was my delusion and naivety that brought me here.
I think my main mantra of TanaCon is just being inclusive. It's for everyone. It's young and it's fun.
Ensure that your script is watertight. If it's not on the page, it will never magically appear on the screen.
Crooked wood burns quite as well as straight.
When I first started watching stand-up, I fell in love with American comedy before British comedy.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children - except in self-defense.
An american monkey after getting drunk on brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Whatever creativity is, it is in part a solution to a problem.
I would rather work in the theater than anywhere else, and it does seem to be a place where stories can and should be told purely.
I was one of their more hostile receptionists.
