The first cellular systems didn't become commercially available until 1983. Most of the phones before then were in fact car phones.

We must pursue immigration reform - it's something we have to do, something that starts with border security.

I keep everything that's private private.

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

Money is not of the devil. It depends on who's controlling it.

Teddy Kennedy rose to become a liberal lion by collaborating with Republicans.