As a judge, I hire four law clerks each year. I look for the best.
I'm Asian. Anything Boba please.
Sport can bring communities together and can release a lot of pent-up emotions.
If you're gonna sing, sing 'em something they can understand.
I can read and write. I went to school for six years. I just couldn't continue.
Did you know you're more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
The so-called intellectuals don't like my films.
Everton means the world to me.
This is a very fast-moving wildfire.
I don't like those artificial air fresheners. They just smell so fake. It's too much.
Around, around the sun we go: the moon goes round the earth. We do not die of death: we die of vertigo.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
We will smite the Jews where we meet them and whoever goes along with them must take the consequences.
Being a divorcee and single is very tough for me.
I would rather talk about films that I did than the films that I didn't do.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
Silence was never written down.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
