My mother hoped I'd be a plumber.
A smart witch can also dance without a broomstick.
I know great actors whom nothing has ever happened for.
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.
Abortion is not health care. A woman has a right to her body, but that is not her body. What about the baby?
I am proud to be captain of an England team who believe in themselves and enjoy the way we play.
In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
The driver and conductors of the bus were named after J.K Rowling's grandfathers.
To me, rapping is an art.
As for our majority... One is enough.
I'm kind of a graphic novel ambassador.
Businessmen and corporate men watch 'Hee Haw.' With that kind of audience, how can they take it off?
A girl only gets pregnant once.
Mental health is a case study in Tory failure.
सक्छौ भने बनाउ, सक्दनौ भने नबिगार ।
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
He that is warm thinks all so.
Silence was never written down.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.