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I'm a comedian. Comedians are supposed to be jaded, cynical, angry people. But I'm not I'm a silly, silly fun boy.
Britain needs a tough, strong financial conduct regulator.
In 1980, I watched my first Republican convention with my grandfather.
The cliche is dead poetry.
I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.
Northern Ireland, England, Scotland - when we play each other, you don't want to lose to a neighbouring country.
I don't take any day for granted anymore.
You can educate people on how to preempt their own conflict.
The life of a repo man is always intense.
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.
I think I have always made really beat-driven pop-rock records.
I'm getting a lot of uninteresting romantic lead guys that look good and fall in love sort of garbage.
The point of life is to transcend the smallness of the finite self by identifying with things that last.
So don't get me wrong, I love my songs, and I still love hearing them. That's history, baby.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little of what you fancy does you good.
A man is known by his friends.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
A new broom sweeps clean.
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A picture paints a thousand words.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
A poor workman always blames his tools.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
A prophet is not recognized in his own land.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
A swarm in may is worth a load of hay; a swarm in june is worth a silver spoon; but a swarm in july is not worth a fly.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
