Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.
I just wanna get to the end of the day without it raining.
I just enjoy watching tennis. And there's things that you can learn from the men's and the women's game.
Maybe I'd sell it if I could buy a modern diesel car at that price.
I think visually, and music videos spark my creativity.
'Maury' and 'Jerry Springer' get so theatrical that it's hard to believe.
I don't even like doing drum solos live; to me, it's like, 'Ehhh.' It doesn't really interest me.
It is in the nature of the New Yorker to be as topical as possible, on a level that is often small in scale and playful in intention.
Human beings are social animals; we devote a significant portion of our brain just to dealing with interactions with other humans.
The earth incites the wonder and admiration of man even though he is imperfect and his understanding greatly limited.
Success: set your standarts high, and do not stop till you reach them.
There is no substitute for marrying in the temple.
My entire drum kit was stolen. My bike was stolen. My son's wagon. Two of our guitar amps.
I have a '72 Volkswagen bus and it's lime green.
I have been pretty free-flowing in my batting. I have not let situations change my batting around too much.
You know, I do music. If you look under the hood of the industry I'm in, it's all based on technology. From radio to phonographs to CDs, it's all technology. Microphones, reel-to-reels, cameras, editing, chips, it's all technology.
In high school, you don't play much defense. It's mostly offense. In college, it's vice versa, and that's what I tried to do.
He who has money can eat ice cream in hell.
Schengen cannot survive without the most dramatic reform, and the external borders of Europe must be rapidly strengthened.
Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations entangling alliances with none.
One Direction? The young girls will grow up and forget about 'em.
She wanted her daughter to have a doll that looks like her and only has her right eye.
I used to eat lunch with Billy Wilder when I first came out here.
I think it's obscene. I don't know how you support the monarchy. How can you do that?
With iTunes and Spotify and Pandora and this and that, you don't need to buy CDs any more.
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
In order to sustain the strength in the equity market, you're going to have to see some decent earnings growth at some point.
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
Colbert makes me crazy he's so funny. Plus, he seems like an extraordinarily decent dude.
No one wants to look wholesome at 21!
