A bad penny always turns up.
A barking dog never bites.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A change is as good as a rest.
A dog is a man's best friend.
A fish always rots from the head down.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A golden key can open any door.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good man is hard to find.
A person is known by the company he keeps.
A house is not a home.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A leopard cannot change its spots.
I knew nothing about professional comedians when I became a comedian. I was a rabbi. So I had no professional comedians to learn from.
I've seen it with my own eyes When government takes money from the poor and the middle class, everyone suffers.
Eventually, I want to finish my degree.
Spur not a free horse to death.
Listen, ladies and gentlemen. America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them.
Unlike maize, orange potato can brave most conditions and is also resistant to rust diseases.
In april of 2012, my daughter and I were laying in bed, watching a movie.
I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.
I stand by my comment that the President's attack on the media is the greatest threat to our democracy in my lifetime.
I know what it means to have a leading part, and I know what it means to have a featured part.
Immortality. We all want to be remembered We want to do things that will make people say, 'Isn't he wonderful?'
A computer doesn't have a mind of its own - it needs someone else's to function.
I didn't want to be known as the reality-show star trying to be an actress, so I kept a lot of the failed auditions to myself.
Art to me is an anecdote of the spirit, and the only means of making concrete the purpose of its varied quickness and stillness.
Obviously social media has had a massive impact on the fame game, but not in a positive way. But it can be for some.
