Parenting is much more nerve-wracking than 'Jeopardy!'

"Fie upon thee, how black thou art!" said the kettle to the saucepan.

"Force me, and I shall commit no sin," said the girl.

"Geometry has two great treasures; one is the Theorem of Pythagoras; the other, the division of a line into extreme and mean ratio. The first we may compare to a measure of gold; the second we may name a precious jewel."

"Good culture is born of a good disposition; and since the cause is more to be praised than the effect, I will rather praise a good disposition without culture, than good culture without the disposition."