I have a gut instinctive feeling that I will be as massive as Madonna, as massive as Michael Jackson... Whitney Houston, sure.

£25million or £30m or £20m - whether you are expensive or not, players are just players.

Zoos are becoming facsimiles - or perhaps caricatures - of how animals once were in their natural habitat. If the right policies toward nature were pursued, we would need no zoos at all.

Zoologists may find jobs working for government agencies, non-profit organizations, universities, museums and zoos.