A bad penny always turns up.
A barking dog never bites.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A change is as good as a rest.
A dog is a man's best friend.
A fish always rots from the head down.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A golden key can open any door.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good man is hard to find.
A person is known by the company he keeps.
A house is not a home.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A leopard cannot change its spots.
If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
I'm a father, and that is the absolute most important thing in my life.
I'm like anybody else. You get enough, you can get beat up. You can get hurt. You can get frustrated. You can get demoralized.
I love Italian food, such as pasta or lasagna.
Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.
No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.
Self-government won't work without self-discipline.
I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.
To hate and to fear is to be psychologically ill ... It is, in fact, the consuming illness of our time.
My entire life is a single body of work.
Bipartisanship isn't an option anymore it is a requirement. The American people have divided responsibility for leadership right down the middle.
You need to keep up your pace for training.
Don't make me do karaoke. I'm the worst singer.
I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.
Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
