We should keep the panama canal. After all we stole it fair and square.
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
Sometimes it's said that psychiatrists are doctors who are frightened by the sight of blood. I might have fallen into that category.
This is the first time in my life I've ever been happy, not completely happy, but happier than I've ever been.
I like to be a peacekeeper, and I just don't believe in stirring up conflict.
The logical quandaries thrown up by well-meaning systems are clearly something that I find darkly amusing.
For me to have the opportunity to stay with one character for, God willing, a long period of time, is really exciting.
Some of my scripts need the larger catchment area of Bollywood. But some suit Telugu films.
Because I believe that humans are computers, I conjectured that computers, like people, can have left- and right-handed versions.
Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where pigs would die of disgust.
The only way to real mature love is to get past the tropes of what we consider 'romance.'
Chicago is a good town.
Once you really know yourself, can't nobody tell you nothing about you.
The more quality players there are, the better it is for the squad.
April showers bring forth may flowers.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
He that is warm thinks all so.
Silence was never written down.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
