There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things.
It doesn't matter what people want to say on message boards, know what I mean? I don't pay attention to that stuff.
People don't know how to behave in public anymore.
I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.
I really think that some of the best heels are also those people that can really get reactions as babyfaces, too.
I love the game.
I've taken blame about being a bad father - if being a bad father is working your butt off trying to create a career at one time.
Working with the cast was amazing, I have never worked with so many woman, which was a unique experience.
Aspiration, it seems, is in danger of becoming the preserve of the wealthy.
It's time for people to hold these athletes accountable for their actions.
I'm running for president. If they're looking for entertainer in chief, I'm probably not the guy.
I like to dance around the house when I'm getting ready. It gets my day going.
When I started out, I wanted to be a serious actor. I never thought I'd get into comedy.
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
The war... Was an unnecessary condition of affairs, and might have been avoided if forebearance and wisdom had been practiced on both sides.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
