15th September Make A Hat Day.
As soon as people decline my services, I'll put my briefcase under my arm, and I'll be off.
The knowledge of sin is the beginning of salvation.
The engine of ancient society was religion but the engine of contemporary society, as I see it, is advertising.
In the Sixties, you needed talent to make it.
I am not taking anything for granted.
I love the new legal immigrants; they want their kids to be safe just like I do.
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.
Anything you get involved with, you are supposed to make money.
I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it's pizza, which is my favorite indulgence.
If you get a call on tuesday night saying I dropped out, it isn't true. It's a lie. Don't believe it.
Creating a character on or off the stage is an escape.
Most female characters have either been the temptress - like a Betty Boop type - or the victim - like an Olive Oil type.
Mercantilism was an insidious economic theory that held Europe in its thrall in the 16th, 17th and 18th centuries.
It's decreasing very slowly, I don't think we're out of the woods.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
