Short judgments make long friends.
Our trials are tests; our sorrows pave the way for a fuller life when we have earned it.
NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise.
I just hope people enjoy 'Phase' as much as I've enjoyed making it. I hope it's a good reaction.
I'm 100 percent in control of my artistry, music, and finances.
If you're not a parent, if you're an aunt or uncle or neighbor, books are an amazing gift.
Of the 15 speakers at the workshop to train journalists, 13 are gun control advocates.
It would be really wonderful if people connected to the loneliness of what it means to be a human being in the world today.
Today, and I'm very strongly against tax increases.
With the coming of spring, I am calm again.
I think intelligence is usually sexy until it becomes irritating. After that, you're stuck.
Most people who are selling their mineral rights, this is a once-in-a-lifetime transaction. The people who are buying, the landmen who are coming in, do it every day. So there's a little inequity there about knowledge.
The English are very exotic to me.
The hero of 'Dark Powers' can touch murder victims and read their last memories.
A face that never laughs betrays an evil heart.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence was never written down.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
