Since he did n't have one, the soldier called immigration to arrest him.
A man without a goal is like a ship without a rudder.
I sometimes get asked, 'What's it like, being spotted?', but the truth is I don't, ever. I love that I can walk around, being private.
I've been watching 'Two and a Half Men.' That's my number one. Then 'Gossip Girl' and '90210.'
The discontented man finds no easy chair.
I loved acting as a kid because I was kind of shy, so it brought me out of myself.
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.
My moral compass swings far to the left, but when it comes to gratuitous violence, I have trouble.
Just celebrate who you are and be happy with you are. Take all the ups and downs together, as you're only human.
Arbitration is always an option.
I just got into the Beatles a couple years ago, you know, I like it.
Art is vice. You don't marry it legitimately, you rape it.
If you have a friend who is a physician, send him to your enemy's house.
I never thought 'The Glass Castle' would be a movie. It's just too complicated.
I get really nervous when I'm performing or meeting new people.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence was never written down.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
