You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

I wouldn't call being a chef gratifying in a lot of ways. It's an act of love.

In terms of the movie business, being in a 'Lord of the Rings' has given me more interesting options as work.

I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time. I don't believe in diets. Have four pints one night, be healthy the next.

The terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, changed the way we think about security.