Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.

"I'll go myself," and "I'll see to it," are two good servants on a farm.

The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.

I shop online because I don't like to try things on in front of an alien mirror.

It makes sense that we came up with our public school system during the Industrial Revolution because it's like everybody is a factory worker, eating their terrible food and going back to the room where you're silent and listening to an idiot. That's an epitomizing idea, getting called 'Nothing' for your whole high school experience.