As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'

Proverbs

Self done is soon done.

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self , done , soon

Quotes

The eating of tundi fruit deprives a man of his sense, while the vacha root administered revives his reasoning immediately. A woman at once robs a man of his vigour while milk at once restores it.

Chanakya Neeti - Seventeenth Chapter

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eating , fruit , man , his , while

Proverbs

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble.

Irish Proverb

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marriages , having , breakfast , together , causes

Proverbs

Slander by the stream will be heard by the frogs.

Mozambican Proverb

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slander , stream , will , heard

Proverbs

A much-used plow shines; stagnant waters stink.

Estonian Proverb

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plow , stagnant , waters

Proverbs

A clean fast is better than a dirty breakfast.

English Proverb

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clean , fast , better , than , dirty

Quotes

The heart of a woman is not united; it is divided. While she is talking with one man, she looks lustfully at another and thinks fondly of a third in her heart.

Chanakya Neeti - Sixteenth Chapter

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heart , woman , while , she , talking

Proverbs

A cursed cow has short horns.

English Proverb

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cursed , cow , short

Proverbs

Men see only the present; heaven sees the future.

Chinese Proverb

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men , see , only , heaven , sees

Proverbs

He knows best what good is that has endured evil.

English Proverb

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he , knows , best , good , endured

Proverbs

When the hyena is gone, the dog begins to bark.

Ethiopian Proverb

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hyena , dog , begins

Proverbs

Only one who can swallow an insult is a man.

Chinese Proverb

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only , who , swallow , insult

Proverbs

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

Chinese Proverb

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thine , enemy , wrong , buy , each

Proverbs

A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.

Russian proverb

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sleeping , fox , counts , his

Proverbs

Nothing so visible than what you want to hide.

Japanese Proverb

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nothing , visible , than , you , want

Facts

Zoologists have a love of animals and those who work in the field are usually physically fit.

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love , animals , those

Facts

Zoologists can also be involved in conservation, protecting endangered animals and their habitats.

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also , involved , protecting

Quotes

Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.

Ben Stiller

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more , own

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Zooey Deschanel loves music, loves musical theater, loves the show of it.

Jake Johnson

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loves , musical

Quotes

Zoo animals are ambassadors for their cousins in the wild.

Jack Hanna

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zoo , animals , cousins

Quotes

Zoo An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Evan Esar

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zoo , excellent , place

Quotes

Zombies, what are you going to do with them? Just keep chopping them up, shooting at them, shooting at them.

Martin Scorsese

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going , just , keep

Quotes

Zombies, mummies - they're disgusting and gross. You don't want to make out with a mummy. At least, I don't.

Catherine Hardwicke

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disgusting , want , make

Quotes

Zombies to me don't represent anything in particular. They are a global disaster that people don't know how to deal with.

George A. Romero

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zombies , me , represent

Quotes

Zombies sort of typify this ambiguity, that they're not dead and not alive.

Jeff Baena

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zombies , sort , dead

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Zombies have always had a lot of built-in social commentary.

Jonathan Levine

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zombies , always , had

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Zombies cannot run.

George A. Romero

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zombies , cannot

Quotes

Zombies are my ticket to ride! It's how I get a deal! I don't care what they are. I don't care where they came from.

George A. Romero

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zombies , ticket , how

Quotes

Zombies are kind of a perennial.

Ruben Fleischer

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zombies , kind

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Zombies are eternal. They're like dinosaurs.

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

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zombies , like

As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.'

– Rob Riggle –

Proverbs , Quotes , Facts , Tips , Shayari