A bad penny always turns up.
A barking dog never bites.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A change is as good as a rest.
A dog is a man's best friend.
A fish always rots from the head down.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A golden key can open any door.
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good man is hard to find.
A person is known by the company he keeps.
A house is not a home.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
A leopard cannot change its spots.
I wrote on the fourth season of 'Arrested Development.'
I always laugh to myself when I listen to some really big A-list star saying that they are just a normal person.
I never thought of us as a punk band, a metal band, or a new wave band. Just as a band band.
I couldn't claim that I have never felt the urge to explore evil, but when you descend into hell you have to be very careful.
A lot of my friends were retiring from the newspaper business, and the newspaper pensions are not enormous.
In 2001, terrorism was fought in a completely different way.
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
The truth is forced upon us, very quickly, by a foe.
I don't prepare myself for any character unless it is really different.
I used to watch everybody's stuff, but I found I would get slightly influenced by the other comics. I try to avoid it now.
You can be vegetarian and eat fish. It's your choice, just say 'I am what I am.' There are no hardcore divisions anymore.
Well this will give me something to strive for!
Death is not the worst thing that can happen, death is mercy, compared to the alternatives.
Excessive literary production is a social offense.
Me, I walk along and feel quietly defensive, a recluse in the Land of We. That's quite the loaded word, 'we.'
