What is perfectly true is perfectly witty.

Proverbs

A bad penny always turns up.

English Proverb

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bad , penny , always , turns

Proverbs

A barking dog never bites.

English Proverb

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barking , dog , never

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A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

English Proverb

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chain , only , strong , weakest

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A change is as good as a rest.

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change , good

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A dog is a man's best friend.

English Proverb

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dog , best

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A fish always rots from the head down.

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fish , always , head

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A fool and his money are soon parted.

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fool , his , money , soon

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A friend in need is a friend indeed.

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friend , need

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A golden key can open any door.

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golden , key , open , any

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A good beginning makes a good ending.

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good , beginning , makes

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A good man is hard to find.

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good , man , hard

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A person is known by the company he keeps.

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person , known , company , he

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A house is not a home.

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house

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

English Proverb

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journey , thousand , miles , begins , single

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A leopard cannot change its spots.

English Proverb

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leopard , cannot , change

Quotes

Zadie Smith's 'NW' is keeping me company on my solo travels.

Lady Amelia Windsor

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keeping , me , company

Quotes

Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.

Richard Roeper

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humor

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One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.

Scarlett Johansson

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best

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Romney-Ryan is likely the best matched 'team' that has been on a national ticket in a very long time.

Bob Beauprez

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likely , best , matched

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Women use men's weaknesses toward them to cause trouble and distraction.

Jesse Lee Peterson

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women , use , weaknesses

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Are the Simpsons cool? They are, and that is crude 2D animation.

Edwin Catmull

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simpsons , crude

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Falling gasoline stocks and a renewed decline in u.s. Oil production would contribute to stabilising oil prices.

Carsten Fritsch

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falling , gasoline , stocks , renewed , decline

Quotes

I'm not desensitized to death.

DeRay Mckesson

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quotes, deray-mckesson

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I wouldn't call myself a singer.

Grace Chatto

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call , myself

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I can pull a bone out of my shoulder and dislocate it.

Kylie Bax

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pull , bone , out

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Great writing fills me with hopeful enthusiasm and never envy.

Hisham Matar

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great , writing , fills

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Though he wears rags, his heart is brocade.

Japanese Proverb

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proverbs, japanese-proverb

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Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.

Tommy Chong

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know , really , may

Quotes

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

Jenny Eclair

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good , fart , joke

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The U.S. Policy of hoarding crude oil never made the world, or even the U.S., a safer place.

Timothy Noah

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policy , hoarding , crude

– La Rochefoucauld –

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