For a first flight for me, it was extremely memorable.
In every book I write, I try to name-check the most prominent influences, or the most prominent conscious influences.
The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.
You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.
I didn't want to end my coaching career as an assistant in the NBA.
Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received.
It is not of the essence of mathematics to be conversant with the ideas of number and quantity.
There's a terrible price to pay for stress in your life - it really takes a hit on your heart.
The comedian can put the punchline out there, but it's the audience that receives it - and has to get it.
It's not a bad ball if I can hit it.
I want to leave a mark on society.
I've been doing stand-up for 15 years and I've never even been invited to the Comedy Awards! How mental is that?
New York vintage is too expensive!
We moved around a lot when I was kid. I'd lived in three continents before I was 12.
The portal into people's hearts is being interested in them.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Silence was never written down.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
