Fame hit me like a ton of bricks.
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.
What we were seeing was a little bit like throwing the apple up in the air and seeing it blast off into space.
The attitude and identity that we want to play with doesn't change.
It's not my decision to make, it's his decision, and he knows it. It wouldn't be fair any other way.
I'm always writing music.
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything.
Change is painful, and people are always reticent to accept a lot of pain.
I don't know when the Return of the Living Dead are happening. That's been on the Internet for years.
I'm kind of the wrong guy to bet against.
It's a challenge for monetary policy to communicate that our inflation objective is 2 percent.
If you're going to be with someone, you're with them, you're committed to them. I'm not sort of flitting around.
This is a free country, and nobody should be criticized for their political beliefs. We're all allowed to have our opinions.
I remember, in middle school, I went to four different schools. That was a rough patch. But it's also what shaped me as a person.
All birds are incipient or would-be songsters in the spring. I find corroborative evidence of this even in the crowing of the cock.
Writers have to be very careful and discerning because so much of the machine is out of their control.
I will be unhappy if RDA ducks me. I will be very unhappy.
Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles.
My motivation has always been health - eating healthy and taking care of myself.
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
It's people who are repressed and cannot express their fears that are dangerous.
Did you know heliophobia is the fear of sunlight.
I've always wanted to be successful, but I wanted to make sure I found my own way.
I 'm more comfortable saying let's get to $ 12.
It's hard to explain anxiety to those who don't experience it.
I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.
Women need each other. Be there for each other, and don't feel threatened.
I've got the best style out of all the MC's, so wear what I wear.
As barbaric is we are, it's a miracle we haven't blown ourselves off the face of the earth so far.
Your body is away from me, but there is a window open from my heart to yours.
