I remember thinking, 'I don't know if I can do radio.' I never even listen to it.
A ridiculous amount of nutella is sold every year.
I just think it looks so cool when a woman has a dirty martini. She looks so powerful.
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
Winning is the most important. Everything is consequence of that.
I don't think Obama is trying to take our guns, and I don't think we have to fight the government to keep them.
You can get away with making some extremely bold statements by Trojan Horsing them into a narrative via comedy.
I work in a hospital as a patient transporter to make ends meet for my three kids.
Look for the answer inside your question.
I love MySpace; it's done an amazing job for me and it's been insane over the past couple of weeks, but I'm not a poster girl for them.
I'm not going nowhere, no matter who I fight.
I really like going to see movies. I know that's super boring but it's true!
That time is important. It gives a comforting illusion of permanence not found in running by the mile.
Great thieves punish little ones.
The thing about Broadway, they always welcome you with open arms.
Gadhafi opponents included many 'good guys,' but they never received the support necessary to govern a new Libya after he was gone.
Love is never wrong.
Donald Trump is President of the United States and his National Security Council works for him. If he wants to fire someone, so be it.
If you don't want to be deceived, you must have as many eyes as hairs on the head.
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration.
I've lived a slower and less expensive life going off the grid, and I'm happier because of it.
It is no use fretting after last winter's snow.
Humor and comedy have always been the best way to deal with real life issues and just reality.
It is said that mr. Gladstone could persuade most people of most things, and himself of anything.
Whoso neglects learning in his youth, loses the past and is dead for the future.
I have no ambitions to be a cabinet minister, or prime minister. I wouldn't wish being prime minister on my worst enemy.
I always say karma is a thing that is real.
The danger in having modern music tied to a period piece is that hearing something may take you out of the moment.
Never be afraid to stand with the minority when the minority is right, for the minority which is right will one day be the majority.
I'm not a big-company guy. I need freedom and control.
