I don't need others to push me. I push myself.
I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.
When I found out how music made me feel and how my singing made other people feel, that's when I decided this is what I wanted to do.
The real annuity for an artist's estate is owning copyright and catalog. That's the revenue stream.
Real lobbying reform must end the practice of corporate lobbyists writing our laws.
I sing a lot, even with my voice.
I don't know when the Return of the Living Dead are happening. That's been on the Internet for years.
Corruption is one of the high priorities of my agenda.
If it's necessary to join a caucus and get a committee assignment, I'll do it.
I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
For the better part of my adult life, I proudly avoided nerd/nimrod/goober status. I was always just cool enough.
No astronauts look like George Clooney.
My dad's white, my mom's black, and I've struggled with being mixed race.
Unlike 'Deal or No Deal,' which is for the entire family, my standup is not for the entire family.
I believe that if you're healthy, you're capable of doing everything. There's no one else who can give you health but God, and by being healthy I believe that God is listening to me.
If I wanted to do wrong, I could not.
There can be no rise in the value of labour without a fall of profits.
The person who receives the most favors is the one who knows how to return them.
We built TransferWise focused on customer innovation. That means we build our product based first and foremost on our customers.
No man has the right to use the great powers of the Presidency to lead the people, indirectly, into war.
The next generation of entrepreneurs are already named Martinez or Sanchez.
I like table-tennis and I'm good at it.
I will fight whoever the UFC wants me to fight.
I'm a big fan of other guitar players, Duane Allman and tons of them, but I don't really love totally guitar-specific albums.
We need to urgently end the conflict between the West and Russia over Ukraine.
War is pleasant to those who have not tried it.
I'm just going to keep preparing for the best.
What happened in cologne only gave us a taste of what's about to come.
In my business, if you look good, no one is going to be checking up on whether you work out. So it's up to me.
I think that Nintendo puts a lot more emphasis and uses the controller more than any of the other companies.
