Whosoever counts these Lays as fable, may be assured that I am not of his mind.

Until spring training in 1946, the only time I pitched was in 1945 in the GI World Series.

Ricky Gervais, met him a couple times. He wouldn't remember it.

Someone once asked me what I regarded as the three most important requirements for happiness. My answer was: "a feeling that you have been honest with yourself and those around you; a feeling that you have done the best you could both in your personal life and in your work; and the ability to love others."