Working on such a big film was amazing. I learned a lot. There weren't too many stunts, just some doubling.
I eat a balanced diet.
Nobody knows the life of the working comic.
Anyone hoping the doj will suddenly become an aggressive campaign finance police force will quickly be disappointed.
There's always so much to improve, no matter your age.
Sometimes I forget how much people look at you as their hero. I forget that.
Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance.
The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
Female pandas raise cubs on their own (the male leaves after mating).
Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune.
I don't care about age very much. I think back to the old people I knew when I was growing up, and they always seemed larger than life.
Pollock really invented something. No one painted like him - or de Kooning or Still.
At United, I will dedicate myself to making our airline flyer-friendly.
I have exercise-induced asthma.
What is negotiation but the accumulation of small lies leading to advantage?
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
He that is warm thinks all so.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
Silence was never written down.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
