I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage.
The bottom line is that any business should be a meritocracy. The best and brightest. Period.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children - except in self-defense.
Well there are those that you wield and those that you join.
I would like to work with Drake. It would be cool.
I'm happy to be reminded that an ordinary day full of nothing but nothingness can make you feel like you've won the lottery.
I tried acupuncture, the patch, and hypnosis, but found that I needed to do it alone - when the time was right for me.
I love being a punter.
I remember thinking, 'Downward dog' is so not a resting pose!' Now it actually can be.
Austria is officially called the Republic of Austria. In German it is called Osterreich which means "eastern kingdom" or "eastern empire".
Nature is commonplace. Imitation is more interesting.
Ever since I was really little, I've had characters that were in my mind.
Some of my favorite drag queens are women.
Or, me first and him second.
I earn everything that I get.
Below the navel there is neither religion nor truth.
A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends.
A fool's tongue is long enough to cut his own throat.
Time is a wealth of change, but the clock in its parody makes it mere change and no wealth.
When the sky falls we'll all catch larks.
He that is warm thinks all so.
Silence was never written down.
If you would shoot a general, shoot his horse first.
With money, a dragon - without it, a worm.
Silence is the voice of complicity.
Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old yours will be new.
If the mountain won't come to mohammed, mohammed must go to the mountain.
Before telling secrets on the road, look in the bushes.
The eye that sees all things else, sees not itself.
